Worst Name Ever.
[mood: meh] [watching: Planet Earth]
One night at work, someone called in to make a reservation at the Hibachi Grill. I asked the usual: what time and the number of people. Then it got to the name of the party. There was some slight hesitation and the man said "The reservation will be under the name Morecock." Judging by the tone of his voice it seemed like he was saying "go ahead, laugh it out," so I guess he's gotten used to it. At first I didn't fully comprehend the hilarity of his name. I thought "Maybe it's spelled differently than I think," but then he went on to spell it for me. "M-o-r-e-c-o-c-k." I wrote it all down like any other name and hung up. Then I said to myself "Damn. School must have sucked for him."
